BY REED MARTIN & AUSTIN TICHENOR
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL BY DOMINIC CONTI
DIRECTED BY GENE’ FOUCHE’
SEPTEMBER 6 – 29
Preview September 6
From the scribes who brought you previous abridged works on Shakespeare, America and the Bible (all produced by MET) comes a seriously silly show biz satire. Giving Hollywood more than just a nip and a tuck, Completely Hollywood (abridged) cuts through the celluloid to condense the 186 greatest films in Hollywood’s over 100-year history into a complete compilation of classic cinematic clichés.
BY OSCAR WILDE
DIRECTED BY JOE BRADY
OCTOBER 18 – NOVEMBER 10
Preview October 17
In 1890s England, Jack and Algy both use the name “Ernest” when they want to instill a little excitement into their lives. All goes as planned until the two use the pseudonym while falling in love with Gwendolyn and Cecily, threatening their romantic ventures. Paths cross and hilarity ensues in what is considered Wilde’s wittiest and finest comedy.
DECEMBER 6 – 29
Preview December 5
Based on the outlandish and true chronicles of David Sedaris’ experience as Crumpet the Elf in Macy’s Santaland display, this hilarious cult classic features comic encounters during the height of the holiday crunch. NPR humorist and best-selling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day, David Sedaris has become one of America’s pre-eminent humor writers. For mature audiences.
FEBRUARY 14 – MARCH 9
Preview February 13
A hilariously dark martial war of words between dysfunctional middle-aged couple, George and Martha, as they entertain a young professor and his wife. As the cocktails flow, the secrets spill and leave an indelible stain during an all-night battle of mind games and sexual intrigue. Albee’s Tony Award winning masterpiece still packs a punch as it builds to its climatic revelatory conclusion that has shocked audiences for years. For mature audiences.
APRIL 11 – MAY 4
Preview April 10
On a lonely road on the island of Inishmore, someone killed an Irish Liberation Army enforcer’s cat. He’ll want to know who when he gets back from a stint of torture and chip-shop bombing in Northern Ireland. He loves his cat more than life itself, and someone is going to pay. McDonagh’s “blackest, funniest, most violent, most absurd play to date.” (Financial Times) won of the Olivier Award for Best New Comedy (2003). For mature audiences.
MAY 30 – JUNE 22
Preview May 29
In a seemingly perfect, well-to-do Victorian home, proper gentleman and scientist Dr. Givings has innocently invented an extraordinary new device for treating “hysteria.” Set in the 1880s at the dawn of the age of electricity, the play centers on a doctor and his wife and how his new therapy affects their entire household. For mature audiences.
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